Simple Suppers

I have been bewitched by Nigel Slater. So far John is only vaguely aware of this. He is reading Why Does E = mc squared, an exploration of Einstein’s famous equation by Brian Cox and Jeff Forshaw. Either he thinks my grunts in response to his comments are just a normal reaction to the subject matter, or that it is all old hat to me. The truth is I am in thrall to Nigel, privately devouring the likes of meatballs, “cooked in the middle and nicely brown and stickily, sensuously glossy on the outside,” and the “darkest, stickiest” chocolate cake. Sumptuous recipes are threaded together on a narrative of shopping and gardening and I hang on Nigel’s every word.

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It began when we first set sail back in 2013. I downloaded an electronic version of Kitchen Diaries, with the thought that Nigel’s television style of few ingredients put together with little messing about would be well suited to galley cooking, and also that the e-book would take up no space and carry no weight. The format soon proved pretty useless. Impossible to dip into an electronic cookbook or easily flick through letting the tantalising colour photographs exert a siren song. The kindle has no friendly way of easily falling open at familiar favourites. The pages are not helpfully splodged with dabs of sauce to show the colour you are aimed for. There are no homely annotations. Without an index I was very hard pressed to find a recipe for any given ingredient. I tried using the word search for a recipe using butternut squash. For a seemingly gentle soul it is surprising how often Nigel squashes things. In the end I gave up and the book lay languishing at the bottom of my e-library. Then last week we bought a really excellent pair of aubergines and I thought I should give it another go in their honour, aubergine being a much less ambivalent term than squash. I was still unable to find a match between our shopping and a recipe, but was engaged by a story of Nigel dashing out to buy baked beans and oven chips because the cupboard was bare. The fact that he also bought beer seemed to me the mark of genius. I began to read a bit more. Then I zipped my finger back along the timeline and started from the beginning. As a cookbook it was a nonstarter, but as a novel the e-format was a page- turner and I have been turning them at every possible opportunity ever since. I have even found myself sneaking things into the shopping that I think Nigel would approve of.

So far none of this obsession has translated itself onto our plates. Today my lunchtime salad of tomatoes anointed with freshly torn basil leaves and tremblingly soft mozzarella could not compete with the smell of sausages being barbecued off the back of the boat behind us. Still my cookbook is now peppered with bookmarks and I am inspired to make more of the food we prepare. I may be compelled to download Kitchen Diaries Volume 2.

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Polling Day

Back home the polling stations are open and the girls are all home ready to cast their votes this evening. It is lovely to see them all together and a bit poignant not to be with them. This election we have used postal votes, so are already in the bag. I feel we have not missed much in the run up, just mud slinging from the press and promises of jam tomorrow for “hard working families” from the players. I have a nasty suspicion that tomorrow will always be a day away. Course, I’ve some need to talk sat here on my yacht. Here we have jobs to be getting on with.

The Captain has a list. He checks it frequently, ticking off items every day, but also adding things hitherto forgotten. I peek over his shoulder at it. “Fit lifelines, check lifejackets, check winches, check nav lights, fit new gas bottle, check electronics” and so it goes on. Thus far there is no “check wife”. I am keeping quiet. If he realises I could be set a schedule of fender juggling and jumping from the deck to the jetty, to make sure I am fit for purpose. I expect checking my performance is covered under the blanket heading “test sail”, which is fast becoming the only thing left unchecked. It will not be tomorrow though as John is thinking of staying up late to follow the election results. Given the predictions that it will end up an almighty horlicks, this is not likely to be informative, but at least we will have been paying attention and can have a lie in tomorrow, as the protagonists circle round each other courting dance partners.

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New sails

Roberto was coming to fit the new mainsail and he starts work at eight, so we rose early. It seemed very early, as Spain is an hour ahead of England and we have yet to aclimatise. The morning was chilly for here, but beautifully still. We sat on deck in fleeces with our cups of tea, wondering whether Roberto would arrive on foot or by boat, consequently looking round at noises from all directions. Fish jumped, small boats puttered about and there was a bit of activity up and down the pontoon. In the event Roberto, his assistant and the sail maker strolled up at half past and then had to head back to the marina office for the new battens. I left John to it and headed off to the laundry, to wrestle coins into the machines and wait for our loads to finish in the library, making use of the wi-fi. As I headed down the pontoons I saw the old sail unfurling steadily from the mast for the last time.

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Lyra’s old sails are beautiful. They are laminates and the tracery of their stitching gives them a gossamer, veined look, like the wings of a giant moth. With age the for-sail was becoming frayed and unstitched in places and John wondered if the main sail was sagging, so decided to replace them both. The new sails are as close a replacement as we could find, shipped out over winter by Sanders, who had made the originals. John tells me the new ones have a slightly different design, but are still lovely. No doubt it will not be too long before I see for myself.

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Einstein’s Riddle and a Problem Sim

John’s research had gleaned that Vodaphone had instigated a new tariff, so off we set into town to find the shop and buy yet another Sim card for the dongle. We are hopeful that we will be able to top up the new Sim at will, preferably on-line. It all seemed to go well and we celebrated with a coffee in the square. I had a text from Katie sending us a link to a puzzle set by the Guardian, giving a new twist to a riddle posed by the juvenile Einstein.http://www.theguardian.com/science/alexs-adventures-in-numberland/2015/may/04/einsteins-election-riddle-are-you-in-the-two-per-cent-that-can-solve-it

We resolved to have a go back on Lyra, where we had pencil and paper. First there were the days’ chores to complete. Together we each took a spray can and a side and lubricated all the bearings on the pulleys, quite fun. Then John greased the hinges on the hatches, while I stood below to catch any drips. Finally I cleaned said hatches, while John scrubbed the fenders with the new miracle cleaner we had picked up at the nearest chandlers. The miracle seemed to involve a lot of elbow grease and we were both glad to stop for lunch.

Then we settled down with pencil and paper and solved Einstein’s puzzle. Stop reading now if you are planning to try. John began writing tables and I started drawing stick figures and houses and tearing them out. After a bit of shuffling the pieces, a couple of logical breakthroughs and no cross words at all; we decided Nigel had the fish. Upon checking with Katie, we found she had come to the same conclusion, though her illustrations were predictably prettier and she had managed just by drawing. Flushed with success we headed to the bar for another coffee, so John could install the Sim, he is currently still wrestling with the task. It is proving much more intractable than Einstein.

Post Script: John has sorted the Sim, so we can load up better quality images again.

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Championes, Championes, Ole, Ole, Ole

Today is a very happy day for the Skipper. AFC Bournemouth, his team, have not only been promoted to the Premiere League for the first time in their history, they go up as champions. Promotion was guaranteed last weekend and we were able to watch the ecstatic celebrations after the match, but the top spot was hotly disputed, as indeed were all the play off places this year. I think it is important to recognize that Sheffield Wednesday played their part by drawing with Watford. We seem to have turned our knack of conceding last minute goals into a happier one of scoring them. Bournemouth will go up to fame and unheard of riches, an inspiring story for a small club that would have gone under, but for the loyalty of its fans and players.

Despite the guaranteed promotion and the “not really minding” the day started out nervously for the Captain. We cleaned below decks and tidied within an inch of our lives. Then we headed up to the Marina bar for coffee and wi-fi, to keep up with the scores from all the early kick offs. Confidence no doubt boosted by last weeks’ performance, Eddy Howe’s team were soon racking up the score. More unexpectedly Wednesday were doing them a favour by holding Watford. Then Watford took the lead. The Captain could take it no longer and we headed back to the boat for lunch. Half way through his mobile blinged and we just knew it would be his brother Pete, fellow avid Cherry. It was too early for full time by our watches, but this must be the result, one way or the other. John went below for the phone, there was clicking and a long pause.

“Championes! Championes! Wednesday just scored against Watford in extra time, we must tell the kids.”

Lunch was forgotten in a blaze of texting, Pete providing as much atmosphere as he could with screen shots of his TV – Bournemouth heading the leader table, the team in their blue away strip celebrating in front of ecstatic fans, and apparently receiving a standing ovation from their own supporters and the very sporting Charlton fans. No doubt folk will be celebrating along the South coast tonight, with at least one outpost in Essex. Here in Spain we plan to paint the town Cherry red.Bounemouth

Image credit AFC Bournemouth Official Website

 

 

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Back on Board

P1130190Today is May Day and Spain looks much greener than when we left it. Clean new leaves are budding from the trees and small mauve convolvulus pepper the verges.IMG_2048 In St Carles the mix of old and young folk enjoying the café culture suggests this is a holiday. We had arrived back late yesterday afternoon and devoured the onboard supplies of breadsticks and nuts, so were short on vittles for breakfast. I had smuggled out emergency stores of Marmite in cute, heart shape sachets, courtesy of my friend Phil, but we lacked anything to spread it on. This proved to be of academic note, as the skipper decided we should move to our new berth before eating, given the lack of wind.

We had only to go two berths closer in, but moving is a process fraught with possible dangers, especially after six months shore leave. Mindful of our previous years deliberate mistake of leaving the windscreen cover in place until John was about to set off, he took down the cockpit tent and covers before starting the engine. We settled on which ropes to untie in what order, repositioned the fenders and disconnected the shore power. Then we discovered the numbering of the berths was not as we expected, so in fact the fenders needed to stay as they had been. Back they all went, off came the ropes and John reversed out into open water. It is always a disconcerting moment, watching him go. Then I stepped smartly along the jetty and up to the tip of the new pontoon in anticipation of him coming back in. It is even more disconcerting watching the approach, knowing what is to come. I have to reach for the ropes one at a time and tie each to the appropriate cleat, without knocking any into the water, speed being of the essence. That said, it all went like clockwork and I managed to tie the all right ropes in the right order, in good time. John came off and helped tidy it all up and in no time the power was back on and our lines set. We must be getting better at this sailing lark. I expect the decision to tackle the job in zero wind had something to do with our success, so it had been worthwhile delaying breakfast.

Off we toddled to the bakery in the square to reward ourselves. IMG_2040Café con leches all round and shared pastries. John chose, a seeded croissant wrapped round a frankfurter rolled in processed cheese, (which tasted a lot better than it sounds), and a divine apple and custard tart. Replete we made our way to the supermarket to restock with perishable essentials like cheese. We Harnetts love cheese. The fridge now boasts a robust supply of it in assorted colours and textures, gleaned from a range of animals. We also bought salad and fruit, so were able to offset our wicked breakfast with a healthy lunch. The captain is now augmenting his exercise program by washing the boat, while I shelter below in the dry.

 

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Return to Sant Carles

Yesterday we arrived back in Spain to settle Lyra down for winter. Unlike last autumns’ return to Lagos, the weather here was not dissimilar to what we had left behind in Manchester. The sky was grey and threatening, rain showers fell intermittently and there was even a chill in the air. It was a far cry from when we first arrived in St Carles in July at the end of our summer holiday with the girls. Then we had been grateful to head straight for the pool to cool off after docking. St Carles is a British run marina and has the atmosphere of an English enclave in the midst of a very traditional part of Spain. As we swam we had the novel experience of understanding the voices calling to each other all around in familiar accents. We were sitting having a drink in the bar afterwards and over came Alan, who had originally sold us Lyra. He and Sheila are also overwintering Beebok here, on a berth not a stones throw from our own. We introduced the pair of them to the girls and they insisted we join them for drinks, later in the week.

The town itself has a very authentic feel, though when we arrived in July it was packed with Spanish tourists on account of the month long festival, which was just starting. We had only one evening with all three girls and the pavement cafes were overflowing with people. We walked up into the main square through another open public space on which a stage had been set up. Milling around it were young girls in the spangles and glossy blue eye shadow of dance classes the world over, while their mums sat chatting in rows of seats facing the stage. The square itself seethed with folk. We made a slow circuit looking for somewhere to eat and arrived back at the start in time to see an open topped lorry, with high sides, padded inside with silver cladding, arrive to much cheering. Lara was sure this was the arrival of the bulls, which were due to run through the streets. This promised to wreak carnage of epic proportion. A confab was underway between the driver and a group of policemen, which seemed to have reached an impasse, so after a while we headed off up the side streets in search of dinner. We think the bulls did run, with fire spilling from their horns, but did not hang around to witness it.

The bulls were running again early next morning at around the time we were up saying goodbye to Emma and Katie as they headed off to the airport in a huge taxi. The time with them had ended too soon and they had been unable to stay for the weekend highlights of the festival – the procession of the Giganticas and Big Heads and the building of the human towers.

First up were the Giganticas, huge puppets animated on the shoulders of men. At noon, Lara, John and I wandered up to the junction where the bull lorry had pulled up the previous night, with no real idea where else to go. We joined a small crowd lining the street in time to see the Giganticas lifted carefully from the back of a big van and lined up facing us across the road. There were four of them, a fisherman, his wife, a farmer and a distinguished looking woman with graying hair. Around them a group of people in matching blue T-shirts had gathered. One by one the puppets were hefted onto the shoulders of four men. They had decided it was too hot to process with the Big Heads as well, as this would allow those under the puppets to be substituted as they tired. The heads were left ranked on the floor in the bay window of the building behind the van, gazing forward with fixed smiles.

We had been expecting the same sort of solemn procession given the plaster saints, but this was nothing of the sort. A band of fife and drum struck up and we were off, audience and Giganticas moving off together up the hill, but with the Giganticas tripping to and fro, dipping and bowing to one another and on occasionally spinning to the repeating tune. Every so often we would all come to a halt, so that a puppet could be held aloft while one ruddy faced man emerged from beneath its skirts, to be replaced by a fresh pair of shoulders. We went up the hill, along a street running parallel to the main square, back down the hill, with views of the sea in the distance and then along another street leading into the square. At this point the three of us peeled off into the nearest open bar for what turned into a modest session. The puppets themselves carried on to stand outside the Town Hall, there was a barrage of staccato noise as electric white fireworks erupted at either side of the doorway and sweets were thrown in the air for children.

Next day we headed to the same café and were drinking our morning coffees when a band in red kerchiefs went round the square gathering people Pied Piper fashion for the human towers. This took place in the open area where the dance troupes had performed. There were two competing groups. We watched as they wound each other into long black cummerbunds before setting about building their respective towers.

This involved forming a dense round huddle, with arms lifting and interweaving until finally three or four sturdy individuals climbed up and were supported on the shoulders of the cluster. More adjustment took place until suddenly the horns sounded and girls swarmed up the structure from all sides, quickly forming a third and fourth tier at which point a small child wearing a riding helmet crested the pinnacle and stuck an arm in the air. The moment at the top was fleeting after which the whole structure melted to earth, accompanied by thunderous applause. One such disintegration left a trio of people balanced on top of each other’s shoulders supported by the huddle, the girl on top blowing kisses to the crowd. After that structure unraveled there was much high fiving amongst the participants. Most of the audience for all of this was Spanish and we felt very privileged to be there.

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Now we are back, just the two of us. The boat looks lovely, a time capsule from the summer. We keep discovering things the girls left behind, books for us to read, toiletries to use up, sandals left by accident. As we walk up into town, (which is much easier out of the oppressive heat,) we pass places we all visited together and the many barred windows remind me of Katie’s illustration job, at which she worked so hard. We have had a fantastic summer and now can plan next year’s adventure.

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Holiday Snaps

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Fairytale

Once upon a time a King and Queen went sailing together to an ancient sea. They sailed through enchanted mists, were tossed about by tempests and left becalmed to drift past high mountain ranges in the company of dolphins. On their travels they visited castles and palaces, galleries and venerated places of worship. Finally they arrived in a far off land, where they were joined by three beautiful Princesses, their daughters.

One day the Queen took the three Princesses to a bar to drink beer and play with the wifi. This is one of the things queens and princesses often do that is seldom spoken of in stories. In the meantime the King stayed on his yacht swabbing down his deck and buffing up his bright work. This is one of the things Kings often do that is seldom spoken of in stories. Finally when all was clean and bright the King set off to join his family.

Now the eldest Princess had some magical shoes. They were simple brown clogs, made of soft plastic and pierced with holes. These shoes had brought the Princess safely through many adventures in exotic places, but on this occasion she had set off to the bar without them. She had left the shoes side by side on the deck near the edge. As the King swung down from the boat onto the wooden pontoon he heard a splash and turned to see just a single brown shoe poised on the deck behind him. He looked down into the water, but of the other shoe there was no trace. The King wondered if perhaps the Princess had only left one shoe on the deck, after all princesses are famously careless with slippers. He set off for the bar, but had not gone far when a strong sense of foreboding made him turn back and look again. Surely such a magical shoe would float. Up and down the dock he ranged, but of the missing shoe there was no sign. Narked, he tossed the remaining slipper deep into the cockpit for safekeeping.

Meanwhile the Queen and Princesses were having a fine time at the bar and were contemplating ordering another round. Then along came the King, looking dejected and careworn. Sadly he related the woeful tale of the lost shoe. They sat him down and ordered him a cold beer.

Now at this point in stories a handsome prince usually appears to save the day and it does so happen that the Eldest Princess had a Handsome Prince of her own. Sadly he was many miles away, having stayed behind to look after his chickens. This is one of the things handsome princes do that is never spoken of in stories. So, laughing as they went, the three Princesses set off together to sort it out for themselves. As they approached the Royal Yacht they looked down at the water and beheld a brown shoe bobbing towards them on the surface. Nimbly one Princess leapt aboard and handed the boathook to her older sister, who scooped her own shoe from the drink, while the third Princess took photos on her phone. Then came a bad moment when they realized there was no sign of a shoe on the deck, but, knowing the King well, they looked in the cockpit and reunited the pair. Happily the Princesses skipped back to the bar with their glad tidings and all marveled at the mysterious disappearing quality of magic shoes. The End.

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Top Gear Challenge

The challenge was to see which mode of transport would be first into Valencia. The Stigs, Emma and Katie were to travel first by car, then jet airplane and finally taxi from Sheffield in the North of England. Harnett, Harnett and Tiny Beast were to travel by yacht, either under sail or motor from Denia in Spain. The destination was Marina Juan Carlos in Valencia.

The Stigs set off well before dawn, as they had the offer of a lift from Johnsey’s Mum, Sarah, a woman well able to put the pedal to the metal, and who happened to be catching an early flight. In fact The Stigs arrived three hours before their flight and had after their early start lost valuable time sitting on a bench. Once they were allowed to check in they were straight through security, had time for a quick coffee and then were on the plane.

Meanwhile, already in Spain, Harnett and Harnett also woke before dawn, but then rolled over for another half hour, as it was dark. Even so they were up and away by seven am. Spanish time (six UK time), pushing the motor and hoisting the mainsail as well for good measure. Beast announced that she did not do mornings, but would be primed with lines and fenders for the sprint finish, come mid day.

Nine thirty English time saw the two Stigs airborne and sleeping peacefully. On sailing yacht Lyra the news was good. An annoying pinch had worked its’ way out of the mainsail and there were just thirteen nautical miles to go. Of Tiny Beast there was still no sign.

The plane landed at Valencia airport promptly at 12.30, The Stigs made a dash for the baggage check and, having retrieved their sailing bags, phoned the crew on Lyra. Panic ensued, but Harnett was convinced they would be at least three quarters of an hour in the taxi and, with just a mile to go, the harbour wall was looming large. Beast had emerged and as Harnett (Mate) turned to wind, Harnett (Skipper) hauled in the main with Beast putting tension on the yellow line. The crew were primed and ready, when moments later, Harnett idled the engine. They sprang out to deploy enough lines and fenders to cover any eventuality, while Harnett radioed in for a berth. The instructions were to proceed straight to the pontoon and the Lyra crew felt confident success was in their grasp. They did not realize that their actions were being observed from the promenade by Stig the Elder, who dashed off to inform her companion. The pair shouldered their bags and raced for the pontoon. The Lyra crew were adjusting the lines after a successful docking, when Tiny Beast let out a roar and abandoned ship running up the pontoon to where her sisters were waving, trapped behind the sliding doors.

Arrival of the Stiggs

We called it a draw and headed off for a beer and went on to holiday happily for a week after.

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